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Hey there, Coach Jim.

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Hey there, buddy. How are you doing? Not
too bad. So how have the cheerleader

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auditions been going today?

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They've been going rather successfully,
but kind of slowly. I want to kind of

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step it up. Yeah? Not too many prospects
this year.

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No, no. It's just been pickings, but I
have hopes for the next one.

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Definitely. Well, who is next, by the
way, actually? The next one is Kinsey

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Jo.

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She's the last one for the day,
actually. She is the last one for the

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day.

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There's always another day.

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Well, she's going for head cheerleader,
though, right?

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Excuse me? She's going for head
cheerleader.

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Oh, definitely. Well, her sister used to
be the head cheerleader. Oh, oh. Three

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years ago. Who was her sister? Mary
Beth.

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Oh, oh, yeah.

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I actually, I remember Mary Beth. She
was a great team player.

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Great team player, very limber.

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Yeah, oh, she was amazing.

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Definitely. So hopefully, you know,
maybe a little of that rubbed off on her

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sister. Yeah, maybe she carries the same
family teen spirit. Yeah, I think she

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did great in the physical portion of the
triad, didn't she? Well, we shall see.

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We shall see if she can make a rise to
muster on this.

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All right. Yeah, I got her out of her
fifth period math class. She should be

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scampering down the halls any minute
now. All right. Very cool.

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All right. Well, uh...

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Hello, Kinsey. How are you? Fine. I want
you to have a seat.

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So, are you happy to be out of the math
class?

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Yeah. Very good, very good.

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All right, so, um... What's with the
camera?

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Oh, um, well, I'm glad you're happy with
that. This is our, um, oral examination

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for, uh, the position of head
cheerleader, as you know. I'm glad you

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came dressed appropriately.

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And the thing is, I see so many girls.

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My memory is terrible, so I've got to
have some documentation, and this is my

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documentation. So I can look back and
make my final decision.

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Okay. Because there's a lot of girls
that want this position, as you know, as

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I'm sure you're well aware.

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Let's see what we've got here. Kinsey
Cho. Now, your sister, Mary Beth, she

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was head cheerleader a couple years ago.

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Yeah. So you have ambitions to fill her
speakers?

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Yeah. Very good, very good.

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All right, well, as I said, it's quite a
difficult position.

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You really need to be there for the
team, you need to be there for your

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coach, and you really need to be there
for your school. You think you'll be

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able to fulfill those obligations?

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Yeah, I can do that.

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So how badly do you want this?

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I want it more than anything.

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Really? Yeah. Sort of a family
tradition?

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Yeah, my mom was a cheerleader, my
sister, everyone.

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Everybody, huh?

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Oh, okay.

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So, well, that'll be all right. And you
did really well on your physical

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demonstrations. I really liked all the
backbends and all the cheers.

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Very limber, very flexible.

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But what I really need to...

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get some sense of is your, uh, your oral
skills.

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So, uh, and I don't, I don't really mean
that necessarily like, uh, how well you

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cheer. I just need, uh, I need to see
some, some example of an oral

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presentation. Do you think you can, uh,
do you think you can do that for me?

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Sure. Yeah.

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What, uh, what, uh, what makes you, uh,

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Why should I give you this position of
head cheerleader? Why do you think, in

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your opinion?

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I think I'm the best cheerleader there
is. You do?

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And I really want this.

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You really want this, huh? How about it?

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More than anything.

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All right.

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Let's see here.

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Okay.

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Getting the impression that you don't
have much inhibitions.

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Nothing really fazes you, nothing really
scares you.

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You're willing to do virtually anything
in front of a crowd or in front of a

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camera or whatever it requires of the
game to help the team score that winning

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touchdown. You know what I mean? Yeah.

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I think you feel the same way about your
coach.

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I would hope, at least. I mean, most of
the other girls have.

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So I would hope that you'd do a little
better than they did, if you know what

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I'm driving at.

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Why don't you stand up for a second?

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Nice. You know, there's one thing that I
kind of need to assess.

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because I don't have your records from
the nurse's office.

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So, I mean, I could call for them, but I
think I'd rather kind of get a feel for

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it myself.

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I need to figure out how much you weigh,
because cheerleaders, you know, they get

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thrown up in the air, and we've got a
few skinny guys on that squad,

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and they might not be able to.

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I need to find out how much.

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So would you mind like maybe sitting
over here and maybe I can figure out?

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Sure. Like that? Okay, yeah.

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I'll just see.

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Here.

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I'd say you're about 105, maybe 110.

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What do you think?

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Am I right on the money there?

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Yeah. Really? So you're between like 105
and 110, huh?

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Coach Jim, I didn't have to sit on your
lap to know how much I weigh. I could

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have just told you that. Hey, we have
rules in the cheerleading squad.

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Never argue with your coach. Your coach
knows best.

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Okay. This is kind of restrictive.

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It feels like it might be pinching.
That's not good.

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We definitely want our cheerleaders to
be comfortable.

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I'm just kind of examining your
equipment and your apparatus here.

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I don't think this is right.

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You don't think it's right?

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No, I don't think it's very appropriate.

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Because, you know, your coach really
cares about your comfort level.

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See, that feels a lot better than that
bra, doesn't it?

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Mm-hmm.

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Be honest.

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Maybe a little.

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Maybe just a little, yeah.

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You know what, Kinsey?

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I think you can do a hell of a lot
better than your older sister did at the

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oral presentation.

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Do you kind of see what I mean?

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Well,

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I'll tell you what I want to do.

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I want to sort of start on my oral
presentation for you.

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Because I happened to notice when I was
throwing that stuff away in my

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wastebasket that I don't think you're
wearing any panties.

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That's really against school policy.

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I didn't know that. You didn't know
that?

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No. Wow, how can you go out of the house
without knowing that you're not wearing

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any clothes? And also, you're like
totally shaved.

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What's all that about?

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Everybody does it nowadays.

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Everybody does it nowadays? God.

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Kids, man. Kids.

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Well, I think I need to, like, sort of
give... You don't seem to be catching on

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about the oral presentation, so what I'd
like to do is kind of give you a little

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bit of a demonstration of what I mean,
and then maybe a little light will go

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on.

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Okay. See, without a good oral
presentation, you're not going to get a

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chance to be the head cheerleader that
you want to be.

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I have to be the head cheerleader. I
just have to be.

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You really do, huh?

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Yeah. Well, I'm going to make sure, with
my help...

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You become perfect, a little head
churnier.

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Why don't you sit a little above on
this?

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That's right here. Stay still.

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Just sit down. Just sit down.

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Relax.

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Just lie back.

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Just lie back.

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How could you not have known?

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That's not good.

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Coach, are you sure this is going to
make me hit you later?

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Oh, baby, if you pass your oral exam
with flying colors, I can guarantee you.

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Are you ready to start?

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Let's pick up your pen for a moment.

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Oh, yeah, that's it.

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Just roll over it, trench it.

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Oh, fuck yeah. That's it.

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That's it.

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There we go. Okay.

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Yeah.

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Up.

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Down.

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Good girl.

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Put that hand away.

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Oh, fuck yeah.

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Let's fuck up that mouth, okay?

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Yeah. Get nasty with that dick, girl.

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You really want this job, don't you?

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Don't you? Huh?

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Do you?

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Oh, fuck yeah.

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Spit on it. Come on. Get it all wet.

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Yeah, that's it.

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See those balls?

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See those balls?

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Look at them.

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Look at them.

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Look at them. Good girl.

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Yeah.

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That's... Yeah.

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They're in your mouth.

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Good girl.

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Oh, fuck. Can you see those eyes?

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Oh, yeah.

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Drool on it.

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You like that dick in your mouth, girl?

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You do?

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Show me.

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Show me how much you like it.

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Oh, fuck.

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All the way back to your throat. All the
way. All the way. All the way. Come on,

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girl. You can do it. You can do it.

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Yeah, there you go.

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That's it.

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That's it.

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Oh, that's it. Do it.

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That feels good.

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You are doing so good on your oral exam,
little girl.

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I want to see if you are ready for the
next phase of our little test, okay?

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I want you to get on my desk.